Cure Me

Do you feel like everyone in the world is smarter, prettier, and more stable then you are? Do you suffer from low self esteem? Are ya just depressed and don't know why? Well think about this. Right at this very minute, somewhere in America, there are over 100,000 Psychiatrists that are more screwed up in the noodle than you can ever hope to be. Feel Better Now? Ok, here's one more test, ready? The Bathtub Sanity Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup!" "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.  Do you want a bed near the window?"