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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" rowspan="2" width=150 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="120" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#FF6600" BORDERCOLORDARK="#FFFF33" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 16 ><NOBR><div> <B>Website Links</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 16 WIDTH="108"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="16" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="108" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 14 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/emergency.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/emergency.htm"><U><B>Emergancy Room</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 16 WIDTH="108"><div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/cureme/stress.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" 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TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/Storage/c.htm"><U><B>C</B></U></A></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 16 WIDTH="108"><div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/Storage/d.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/Storage/d.htm"><U><B>D</B></U></A></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 16 WIDTH="108"><div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/Storage/e.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/Storage/e.htm"><U><B>E</B></U></A></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 16 WIDTH="108"><div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/Storage/f.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/Storage/f.htm"><U><B>F</B></U></A></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 16 WIDTH="108"><div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/Storage/g.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/Storage/g.htm"><U><B>G</B></U></A></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 16 WIDTH="108"><div> <A 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</TABLE></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="123" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#FF6600" BORDERCOLORDARK="#FFFF33" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 112 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/Videochat" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/Videochat"><U><B>Chat & Cams</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/Videochat/chat.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/Videochat/chat"><U><B>Chat Only</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/Videochat/1cam.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/Videochat/1cam"><U><B>Chat & 1 Cam</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/Videochat/3cams.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="http://www.drbrainles.com/Videochat/3cam"><U><B>Chat & 3 Cams</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.drbrainles.com/Videochat/5cams.htm" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" 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</td> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=145 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="633" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 126 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="11240430.jpg" border=0 width="64" height="67" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="102"><div> <IMG SRC="1144f4f0.gif" border=0 width="79" height="79" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> All pages best viewed full screen.</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="116a2210.gif" border=0 width="162" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>3/17/10    </B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <B>  <script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">  </script> <script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.statcounter.com/counter/frames.js"> </script> <noscript> <a 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href="http://globat.com/green/green-certified.bml?domain=drbrainles.com" onClick="MyWindow=window.open('http://globat.com/green/green-certified.bml?domain=drbrainles.com','greenCertified','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,width=550,height=700,left=50,top=50'); return false;"><img src="http://globat.com/green/badges/badge-3.png" border="0"></a>  </B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#000000><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="118a60a0.jpg" border=0 width="422" height="266" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=2 BGCOLOR=#AAAAAA HEIGHT= 625 WIDTH="730"><div> <B>What is DrBrainles.com ?</B></div> <bR> <div> DrBrainles.com was created out of desperation. Back in the late 90's I was using aol and frequented a chatroom called VnV (Vices and Virtues). We had over 350 members and no matter what time of day or night the room had people in it, playing word games, chatting, sharing ideas and information and getting to know each other.</div> <div> AOL in their infinite wisdom, decided to close the room and gave us another room to use on very short notice. After a few months, they closed that room and gave us yet another room called AWAH (About Work After Hours). We didn't much care for that description so we made up our own, Always Wild Always Happy which seemed to fit us much better. lol</div> <div> As you might imagine, after all the sudden moves a lot of our regular members lost touch and couldn't find where we had gone. Alot left AOL for other ISP's and could no longer get into AOL chatrooms due AOL's usage guides, (you had to be a member to access chatrooms).</div> <div> In an attempt to get the group back together, I took it upon myself to create a web site with a web based chatroom that anyone could access from any ISP.</div> <div> The first obstacle was picking a domain name. Being fairly new to the internet I had no idea what you could and couldn't get away with and after many hours of trying to think of a name I couldn't get sued for using I decided to go with my AOL screen name, DrBrainles. At that time AOL would only allow 10 letters in a screen name so with only one s it seemed safe enough to avoid lawyers knocking on the front door.</div> <div> I had picked that screen name because being new to computers, everything I tried to do gave me error messages, crashed and in general just making me feel Brainles. But I digress. lol</div> <div> Once I had the site up and running it occurred to me that a web site with just a chatroom was kind of boring, so I added some other fun stuff. What you will find here is a collection of jokes, cartoons, comedy, funny stories, funny pictures, games and in general crazy stuff that has come my way over the last 10 years.</div> <div> If your into listening to radio, I've added my own internet radio station with over 106 hours of no repeat classic rock, some old country favorites, lots of comedy and some of the silliest commercials, (none real) you have ever heard. Give it a listen but beware, it is no your mothers radio station!</div> <div> It was never my intention to make money off this site, but if you see anything you like, please buy it and help keep the site running.</div> <div> I thank you for visiting DrBrainles.com and if you find anything here that makes you smile, please pass the address on to anyone you feel needs a good laugh. </div> <div> In these trying times we all need something to smile about.</div> <div> DrB</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=2 BGCOLOR=#AAAAAA HEIGHT= 20 WIDTH="730"><div> <B>Remember, the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time!</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=2 BGCOLOR=#AAAAAA HEIGHT= 243 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="103b4b40.gif" border=0 width="180" height="180" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="646" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 33 WIDTH="640"><div> <B>The Dove of Peace flies from site to site, through as many countries as possible. 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